whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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