you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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