Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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