Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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