Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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