In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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