Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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