I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Randomize
