did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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