Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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