I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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