Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Randomize
