Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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