the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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