did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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