Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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