My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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