is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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