I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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