Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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