Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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