Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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