will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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