So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Randomize
