is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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