she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Randomize
