Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Randomize
