Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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