Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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