I have demons in me.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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