so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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