but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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