btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
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