Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
