You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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