return my video game
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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