doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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