he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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