If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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