I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
