how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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