it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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