Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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