(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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