hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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