I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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