question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
dude. I can hear the air.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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