Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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