the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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