He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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