i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
How many fucks given?
0.12846
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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