Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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