That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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