you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
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high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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