There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
Randomize
