I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
We're using joints as your birthday candles
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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